top 16 children's books written by ruthless killers

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 9:06:33

The Top 16 Children's Stories Written by Ruthless Killers


16> The Cat in the Hat Gets Whacked

15> The Neverending Gory

14> Horton Hears a Who Beg for Its Worthless Life

13> The Slaughterhouse at Pooh Corner

12> Harry Potter and the Suspicious Mounds of Dirt

11> Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea in a Concrete Vest

10> Say "Goodnight," Moon

9> Curious George and the Body in the Spare Freezer

8> The Punk in the Trunk

7> The Little Chainsaw That Could

6> Peter Pain

5> Jeffrey Dahmer and the Order of the Phoemur (Lightly Braised
with Caramelized Onions and Sprigs of Mint and Parsley)

4> Chop Up Pop

3> It's a Skull Saw, Charlie Brown!

2> Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Stop Twitching?


and the Number 1 Children's
Story Written by a Ruthless Killer...


1> Heather Has Two Machetes

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 10:30:35

LOL. These are good.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 07-Jun-2007 19:04:00

My favorite one was 20000 Leagues Under The Sea in a Concrete Vest. I also liked The Little Chainsaw That Could. lol